The gruesome discovery occurred yesterday by a man described locally as a foreigner who was walking on the sand in the resort of Playa d’en Bossa.
He flipped two canoes and knocked four people into the river.
Turkey had tried to impose the same protections on doner kebabs as the French have on Champagne (Alina Rudya/Bell Collective/Getty Images)
Errol Musk has categorically denied the accusations.
Ukraine didn't even get an invite.